Funny Rubber Duck Jokes

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Funny rubber duck jokes.

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Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. What happens when a duck flies upside down. She too pity on it and cleaned it off with a kleenex. Visitor s very funny weird duck joke a woman taking a walk in the woods was surprised to have a small white duck covered in shit waddle into her path looking mighty distressed.

Boy you ain t gonna catch no ducks with no duck tape the boy keeps walking and says yeah we will see old man later the boy walks by again with a bundle of ducks wrapped up in the tape and the old man says b. The quack of dawn. These funny duck jokes will quack you up. Duck jokes and puns.

A box of quackers. Duck and weave and a sitting duck and like water off a duck s back and duck and cover and duck out and duck off and ducking and diving and get one s ducks in a row and golden duck and if it looks like a duck and walks like. Enjoy these funny duck jokes and puns that will make you and your kids laugh. In need of a beak.

It s perfect weather for beano s best duck jokes. There a few idioms phrases relating to ducks that could be used as duck puns with the right context. We also have other animal jokes so make sure to check out other other funny jokes categories. Great clean jokes for everyone.

What does a duck with hiccups lay. At the mall today i saw a toddler gnawing on a small rubber duck. These silly duck jokes are especially great for parents teachers bird and nature lovers but the are fun for everyone who enjoys wildlife and birds. It s a damn girrafe.

The old man says. This collection is one of many from our huge collection of animal jokes which includes bird jokes. What time does a duck wake up in the morning. Our laughs will lift you lighter than a feather in no time.

I asked him if it tasted like quackers. What do you call a clever duck. Please put it on my bill. At the quack of dawn.

Here s a quacking collection of the best duck jokes and puns.